awwww-cute:

Well, Good Morning!

awwww-cute:

Well, Good Morning!

Trying to do your homework but a Scotsman won’t stop reading your textbook

Kidnapper: Get in the fukin van
Me: Oh ok cool
Kidnapper: Wut
Me: This is a febreze commercial right
Kidnapper: Wut
Me: Smells pretty shitty in here to me tbh

Had a bunch of football players call me the photoshop queen tonight yeeeeah

jazzumon:

roseonabeach:

spoopypx:

i tried making one of those hidden message transparent ghosts but it ended up a little bit terrifying.

OH MY GOD

I SCREAMED

jazzumon:

roseonabeach:

spoopypx:

i tried making one of those hidden message transparent ghosts but it ended up a little bit terrifying.

OH MY GOD

I SCREAMED

(via spook-master-jack-frost)

reservoirpups:

reservoirpups:

my friend forced me to his party so i started melting together candy corn into a candy corncob an hour and a half ago

i used up all the lighter fluid and now i don’t know what to do with this mass of sugar

reservoirpups:

reservoirpups:

my friend forced me to his party so i started melting together candy corn into a candy corncob an hour and a half ago

i used up all the lighter fluid and now i don’t know what to do with this mass of sugar

(via spook-master-jack-frost)

following-rons-butterflies:


Writing an essay

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Finishing the essay

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Turning the essay in

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omg this is perfect

(Source: nicolas-px, via spook-master-jack-frost)

modernpolymath:

nazvseverything:

iamxmrk:

This is why I hate texting sometimes.

Every text conversation between me and my siblings summarized in a nutshell

This speaks to me on a spiritual level.

(via ohheyitsbunny)